You could try boost ATP," or something like, "rebuild cartilage knee," or maybe, "increase cognitive acuity."
It's important to know that for some of these, treating water and directly applying to the body can enhance the effects of ingestion alone.
Adrenaline Balance - or Release, or Control
ATP Production - adenosine triphosphate, muscle and tissue fuel
Balance Blood pH
Bone Recovery - help the bone bounce back
Brain Hemispheric Balancing - analytical and feeling cooperate, optimizing performance
Cartilage Recovery - after the triathlon, assist the cartilage in recovery
Creatine Production - ATP and creatine are related, but creatine creates muscle mass
Endurance Strength - strength and stamina for even distribution over time
Fascial Recovery - assist connective tissue in recovery
General Physical Energy - overall physical energy for any purpose
In the Zone - Zen in athletic and physical performance, effortlessness
Mental Energy - sports is as much mental as physical, reach your peak
Muscle Cramps - crystals, relaxation
Muscle Gain - lean muscle mass gain
Muscle Recovery - quick recovery
Orgasm Enhancement - tune the array of sensation to higher levels
Reading Improvement - comprehension, retention, speed
Relaxation - perform without nervousness
Study Support - focus, cram, stay awake, retain, perform
Superhydration - where less water becomes more
Superoxygenation - inreased cellular absorption
Tendon Recovery - quick recovery